Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, y'all! It's the holiday season which means it's time for an annual tradition of mine: when I begin bestowing awards to fake movies that I've come up with throughout the year. I'll admit I haven't thought of very many, especially since I spent a lot more time than I had anticipated on looking back at the 100 best fake movies I've come up with between 2000 and 2024. But I've come up with enough to go through with a newer tradition: to have you readers vote on the fifth and final film to receive a nomination in Best Picture for the first of my three fake film awards: the Awards for Motion Picture Services (AMPS). That's right, I've picked out four films that are locked in for a Best Picture nomination, and now it's your job to go through the three finalists and pick which one you feel should get the final nomination. I'll introduce the three finalists after the break, and then post a SurveyMonkey link to a poll where you can make your selection. As for what criteria should you use in making your selection? That's entirely up to you!
Anyways, just in case all that was confusing, here are the votes from previous years:
And in case you are hesitant to vote because you haven't seen these movies, here's a disclaimer
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THESE MOVIES
THESE ARE MOVIES THAT I MADE UP
NOBODY HAS SEEN THESE MOVIES BECAUSE THEY DO NOT EXIST
EXCEPT IN MY OWN IMAGINATION
PLEASE DO NOT LET THAT STOP YOU FROM VOTING
Anyways, that's enough of an introduction. On to the finalists
